

My name be Hercules.
I am as lazy as a sloth,
But friendly like the color purple,
Without a care in the world.
My closest siblings are burritos.
I love my Patti.
I love my Boobear.
I love my unborn.
They make me fly around the world happy.
On the inside is a scared little mouse,
Just living in this world is tiring.
She helps me all day, everyday.
I need Patti to help me always,
To live I need food.
With everything I can, I help the best I can.
I care the most I can, and the most they let me.
I have given her my heart around her neck.
I’m scared of losing everything,
Like losing all my chips in poker.
It would be an end if everything got lost,
And grew legs to leave.
This life is as scary as a haunted maze.
Everyday I wake up,
I see my baby’s beautiful face.
Then I get to see my Boobear.
I just can’t wait to see the Unborn.
They call me Hercules Taco.